There are emoticons & then there are these
Live, Love, Laugh,

We all know those cute little

computer symbols called

’emoticons,’ where:”

:)”means a smile and”

:(” is a frown.”

Sometimes these are represented by”



Well, how about some


Here goes:”

(_!_) a regular arse”

(__!__) a fat arse”

(!) a tight arse”

(_*_) a sore arse”

{_!_} a swishy arse”

(_o_) an arse that’s been around

(_x_) kiss my arse”

(_X_) leave my arse alone”

(_zzz_) a tired arse”

(_E=mc”2_) a smart arse”

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb arse”


Originally published in GW issue 7, June 2009
Editor & Research Barry Devereaux


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